Welcome Paypigs and Prayer Warriors

we are two they-devil empaths who will take you by the hand and gently guide you through the darkest most cavernous depths of the internet, lending you our incisive eyes, quick wits and sexy huge 300 IQ brains for the journey. You'll come out of this quest hotter and more knowledgeable, but the price you'll pay in return is quite steep indeed. From this day forth, with Big Soy Naturals by your side, you are cursed to always be right while everyone else is wrong and thus be burdened with the task of bringing humankind closer to a more just world. The tools we are giving you in order to do exactly that? 100% pure unadulterated soy which will enhance what needs to be enhanced and will protect you as treacherous hands attempt to drag you and your mind into the abyss.

If you're feeling up for a challenge, I put together a guide which goes over the structure of how this layout is built, along with some specific tips on how to edit it in certain ways.

Check the links in the sidebar for more resources to build your own website!

- Cat Ipsum -

Rub my belly hiss swipe at owner's legs sniff catnip and act crazy growl at dogs in my sleep sit on the laptop for hiss at vacuum cleaner i like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me.

Head nudges eat my own ears. Hey! you there, with the hands why can't i catch that stupid red dot, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff, or roll over and sun my belly curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels.